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How to attract women with animals: No.17: Dogs.

Kureen.co.uk is all about helping men to enrapture the woman of their dreams. Believe it or not, there was once a time when the rugged DxK himself found it difficult to interact with the fairer half of the species, hence his experiments with animals (not in a bestiality way) to assist his search for a mate to soul.

Unfortunately the first 16 episodes, which included an evening with Miley Cyrus and a dung beetle, got burned by the CIA. Fear not though, the 17th edition, featuring a dog named Sunny, survived (albeit only the aftermath of a tireless day’s flirtations.)

Written by Dom Kureen

As a young rapscallion stranded on an Island, my time is split between writing, performing spoken word, wrestling alligators and delivering uplifting pep talks to hairdressers before they prune me.
I meditate and wash daily when possible.

Featured Charity – Friends of the Animals

Imagine a goat gorging on sesame seeds and button mushrooms, living its dream, surrounded by siblings and parents.

Goat

But what if that goat was to suffer the indignity of having shoes thrown at it by its owners, would that be fair? The goat doesn’t have a voice, it merely creates a vocal sound known as ‘mehhh’ to communicate and as a species we humans have yet to provide a billy whisperer.

There is no Dr Doolittle to offer therapy and life coaching to the creature, it suffers in silence as the cruel keeper bashes it with all manner of clod-hoppers, knowing that his acts of brutality will ultimately go unpunished.

Now – what if that goat was a dog? What if that shoe was attached to a foot as it hurtled towards  the pooches stomach? Damaging intestines in an outburst of barbaric rage.

Cat

By their nature dogs are loyal and cannot comprehend meaningless violence from the owner they’ve become devoted to, but it happens, and there are some damn cruel people on the planet.

That’s where ‘Friends of The Animals’ come in. Based both in the Midlands and on the Isle of Wight, the charity aims to re-home these mistreated pets, taking time to ensure that they find a suitable environment before allowing the new placement to occur.

A cause that relies upon the kindness of strangers, this is a charity that is ideal to donate to for anyone who loves animals and would like to see them treated with love rather than used as a tool for stress relief.

Please get involved and check out their website – whether you wish to donate, adopt or just take a look, any assistance is always appreciated.

Written by Dom Kureen

As a young rapscallion stranded on an Island, my time is split between writing, performing spoken word, wrestling alligators and delivering uplifting pep talks to hairdressers before they prune me.
I meditate and wash daily when possible.