Kureen.co.uk is all about helping men to enrapture the woman of their dreams. Believe it or not, there was once a time when the rugged DxK himself found it difficult to interact with the fairer half of the species, hence his experiments with animals (not in a bestiality way) to assist his search for a mate to soul.

Unfortunately the first 16 episodes, which included an evening with Miley Cyrus and a dung beetle, got burned by the CIA. Fear not though, the 17th edition, featuring a dog named Sunny, survived (albeit only the aftermath of a tireless day’s flirtations.)