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Blessings Counted (Stone Paucity Counterpart): An original poem

Freaky girl

Serving my servant with an ∑viction notice,

Peel yourself away from me,

Strip your bed so that I can strip mine,

Tip your head so that I can skip the countermine,

Feel your way along the wall,

Repair the way you belong to the small,

Pull your chin down,

Looking up is for the infant,

Looking around is for the infant,

Looking up the lineament is one day for the infant,

Join the dots and join the individuals,

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your hands,

For the world is a playground so feel free to play,

But be reminded of the verdant horizons that construct a view,

An environ is the blackguards halo,

So where better to be contemptuous than in court?

Written by Just Mike

Ranked 34th in Talk Sport's top 50 funny men of 2013, Michael, or 'Mike' as he's affectionately known to millions, can often be found quaffing sugar water with former Pop Idol stud-cake Darius. A fine chap, with remarkable credentials.